10 Ways to tell your lover is having cyber sex:

1. They talk like they are typing a message while making love. ( Slowly I unbutton your shirt to expose your magnificent breasts)

2. Just as the action is getting good they run off to type it out on the computer

3. They say two fast little "Oh Oh's" before speaking. (ICQ users)

4. Says things like "Oh Baby I love this hot chat" while making love to YOU!

5. Calls you odd names of endearment like: PaperDoll683, Bob69 or 76543442221

6. Foreplay starts with "Hey Baby wanna make it with Studmuffin in a private chatroom"

7. Or looks you in the eyes deeply and says " I type well with one hand"

8. The sound of a modem connecting cause moans of ecstasy and heavy breathing

9. Asks questions like: Do you consider cybersex cheating?

10. Says things like "Not tonight Honey I am on line"