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Billy Bobs fit over your top set and a once only fitting process moulds them to your mouth. Invented by Dr Rich Bailey, a real dentist, they are made of the same acrylic used to create false teeth making them flatteringly lifelike.

Unlike other so called "comedy" fake choppers, there is no need for painful and expensive extraction of your own teeth.

Remember Billy Bob teeth allow you to speak and act naturally whilst people stare in blank disbelief at your mouth.


Original
Billy Bobs Originals
£9.95 + 95p P&P.

Big Cletus Gold
Billy Bobs Cletus Golds
£14.95 + 95p P&P.
Braces
Billy Bobs Braces
£19.95 + 95p P&P.
Jethro
Billy Bobs Jethro
£9.95 + 95p P&P
Austin Powers
Billy Bobs Austin Powers
£11.95 + 95p P&P
Caveman Gold
Billy Bobs Caveman Golds
£14.95 + 95p P&P
Mega Bucks
Billy Bobs Mega Bucks
£11.95 + 95p P&P
Beaver Bob
Billy Bobs Beaver Bob
£11.95 + 95p P&P
Cletus with Ring
Billy Bobs Cletus with Ring
£19.95 + 95p P&P
Deliverance
Billy Bobs Deliverance
£11.95 + 95p P&P
Big Cletus
Billy Bobs Cletus
£11.95 + 95p P&P
Vampire
Billy Bobs Vampire
£11.95 + 95p P&P
Real McCoy
Billy Bobs Real McCoy
£11.95 + 95p P&P
Snaggle Tooth
Billy Bobs Snaggle Tooth
£9.95 + 95p P&P
Full Grill
Billy Bobs Full Grill
£11.95 + 95p P&P
Jethro with Cavity
Billy Bobs Cletus
£10.95 + 95p P&P
Radioactive Vampire
Billy Bobs Radioactive Vampire
£12:45 + 95p P&P

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Carrying Case

Keep 2 sets of Teeth Safe.

Billy Bobs Carrying Case
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£3.95 + 50p P&P

Billy Bob Hat

Baseball hat with straggly sewn in hair.

Billy Bob Hat
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£9.95 + 95p P&P

Groovy/Ginger/Nerd Specs

Billy Bob Specs
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£4.95 + 50p P&P

Bottle Bottoms

Bottle Bottom Specs
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£1.95 + 50p P&P

Click to add "Extra Putty" to your shopping basket

£2 + 50p P&P. Each set of teeth comes with one set of putty. A once only process creates a permanent custom fit allowing you to wear your Billy Bobs time and time again. If you ever need to recustom your teeth additional putty will be required.




FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY

CHOKING HAZARD

Not for use by Children under 14 years
Not for use over Braces or Dentures
Not for use while under the influence of alcohol or medication
Not for use while eating, drinking or playing sports
Not for use under any circumstances which may harm you or others
Remove intermittently, do not use for periods above 4 hours
Clean after use with cold water
We guarantee you will not pull with Billy Bobs fitted. IF these teeth improve your looks, your money back and our condolences. (Photos required).




Billy Bob Teeth - Fitting Instructions

Your Billy Bobs will last for years if you take care of them.

1.

Remove all the putty from both packs.

2.

Quickly mix the putty together with your finger tips for 10 seconds until the putty has a uniform colour.

3.

Roll the putty into a worm shape, gently push it into the tray until some seeps through the three holes.

4.

Center your teeth in the putty, push upwards until your teeth hit the bottom. Then use your tongue to smooth the putty against the roof of your mouth. Stay still for 10 minutes.

5.

Gently remove dowards with a wiggling motion.
 

Tips

Don't hang around, mix the putty quickly and fit the teeth immediately.
Remove hunks of meat and other debris from your teeth before fitting.
When fitting position your own teeth against the front of the Billy Bob Teeth.
You can buy extra putty here.
Always brush your own teeth with a flouride toothpaste twice a day, there is no need to brush your Billy Bobs.
Rinse your Billy Bobs after use.
DO NOT frighten the very old or those with a heart condition.


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