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The Remote Controlled Electronic Fart Machine - Click to Buy

£12.95 + £2 P&P

NEW LOUDER EVEN MORE REALISTIC FARTS

Place device near to victim. The remote has a range of up to 50 feet. It even works through walls. Launch your attack from another room and let rip with five realistic fart sounds.

Listen to the farts!

Requires 4 AAA batteries. Main unit 13cm x 9cm, remote 3.5cm x 6cm.

Recommended guerilla tactics:

• Use in the Classroom (under Miss Goody Goody's chair).

• The Boardroom (Your main rival is your victim, the promotion is as good as yours).

• The Christmas Party - in your own pocket, imagine the kudos. You can fart any time, anywhere!

• In the baby's pram - Junior strikes again.

• Same day dispatch on orders placed before 3pm GMT • 100% secure online ordering • 30 day no quibble money back guarantee

DELIVERY	CREDIT CARDS
We're based in the UK, but ship world wide. USA: 3-14 days UK: 1-3 days Europe: 2-5 days Rest of the world: 3-14 days Postage and packing is kept to a minimum. In the UK you pay per product to a maximum of £3. Click here for international shipping prices.	We take Pounds Sterling, US Dollars and Euros. We accept Visa, Mastercard, JCB, Delta, Switch, Solo and American Express. Ordering is safe and secure thanks to WorldPay, used and trusted by thousands of companies world wide, including Wicked Moon and SillyJokes. Industry-standard Secure Socket Layer (SSL) encryption technology is used to help ensure security for your online orders.
PRICES	CHEQUES AND POSTAL ORDERS
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	Recommended guerilla tactics:
•	Use in the Classroom (under Miss Goody Goody's chair).
•	The Boardroom (Your main rival is your victim, the promotion is as good as yours).
•	The Christmas Party - in your own pocket, imagine the kudos. You can fart any time, anywhere!
•	In the baby's pram - Junior strikes again.